yabsssai

AI does the work. You have the final say.

You didn’t start a business to become its night-shift receptionist. Hand that part over. Same country, same hours — no 3am call, no accent to explain, nobody to chase in another hemisphere.

Talk to usSee what you can hand over
PhilippinesEight to start withQuoted per business
  • Messages you haven't answered.
  • Quotes you meant to send yesterday.
  • Posts you didn't get to again.
  • Follow-ups that quietly went cold.

less grind. more growth.

What you can hand over

Start with whatever is eating your evenings.

8 ready to go

Take one. Take the lot. Most people start with whichever one is currently ruining their evenings, then add the next once that one runs quietly. Nothing here fits your trade? The eighth card is exactly that — a workflow built for your job.

Your inbox and admin, handledIt reads your email, writes the dull replies, and stops your files turning into a pile.Every DM and comment, answeredSomebody finally replies to the person asking your price at eleven at night.Posts, images and video, on scheduleYour page stops going quiet for three weeks at a stretch.Cold email that keeps following upThe follow-ups you always meant to send, sent.Lead lists, built to orderA list of people who would actually buy from you, with their names on it.A site that loads fast and sellsThe page people land on when they finally get round to looking you up.All four growth services, wired togetherChat, posts, outreach and lead lists — all of them aware of each other.A workflow built for your jobFor the thing only your trade does, that nothing above covers.

Tell us which one is eating your week. You get a straight answer about whether it can be taken off you, and what that would involve.

Talk to us

How it goes

Nothing happens that you haven't seen.

01
[ screen recording — the job as they do it now, on their own screen ]
02
[ screen recording — the first version running, and the change they ask for ]
03
[ screen recording — it stops and asks, rather than deciding ]

Placeholders. The recordings do not exist yet — F13 has not run.

  1. 01

    You show us the job as you do it today. Nothing is built yet.

  2. 02

    You try the first version and say what is wrong with it. Then you try it again.

  3. 03

    It runs. When it hits something it should not decide alone, it stops and waits for you.

Websites

You are looking at the work.

One of the eight is the site your customers land on. Anyone can call a site fast. So weigh this one yourself: here is what this page cost to open, and the command that prints the number.

108.3KBof real HTML, with every word already in it.Over the wire, compressed: 25.2KB. The stylesheet is inside it — 25.5KB, and there is not one JavaScript file to download. Our old site needs 104.4KB before it can show you a word: 103.2KB of empty shell, then a bundle to build the page in your browser.$ wc -c dist/index.html
$ curl https://yabsssai.com then curl each <script src> and <link rel=stylesheet> it names
$ <link rel=stylesheet> + inline <style> in dist/index.html
2129words a reader gets before any JavaScript runs.$ node tools/measure-home.mjs # strips tags from dist/index.html
[ Lighthouse score — not measured yet ]Lighthouse performance, this page.Nobody has run it against this build yet, so there is no number to show. A score is checkable by anyone in thirty seconds, which is exactly why an invented one is worthless.$ npx lighthouse <url> --only-categories=performance # lighthouse is not installed on this machine

Measured 2026-09-13 · re-run: npx astro build && node tools/measure-home.mjs

Who you are hiring

Three of us, and nobody in between.

[ engraved mark — same treatment for both ]

[ name ]

CEO

Sells it, and is mostly the one you will be talking to.

[ engraved mark — same treatment for both ]

[ name ]

CTO

Builds it, and gets the call when it breaks.

[ engraved mark — same treatment for both ]

[ name ]

COO

Gets you set up, and keeps the work moving after.

You will not be handed to an account manager, because there isn’t one. Whoever answers your message is one of the three people who built the thing.

A few businesses at a time is all we take on. Not modesty — it is the only way anyone learns how your week actually runs before a line of it gets built.

[ links to the build-in-public accounts — X, YouTube, TikTok ]

Proof

What would go here, and what it would take

  • empty slot

    [ a named client, quoted ]

    Needs: their written permission to use the name, and a sentence they actually said

  • empty slot

    [ a named client, logo only ]

    Needs: written permission to show the logo

  • empty slot

    [ an unnamed but specific client ]

    Needs: "the operations lead at a listed property developer", agreed in writing

  • empty slot

    [ a second named client ]

    Needs: the same again — one is an anecdote

Nothing on this rail is real. These are the four kinds of endorsement that would count, strongest first — the strip does not go live until at least one of them exists.

Start here

Just send a message.

Tell us what is eating your week. No deck, no discovery call two weeks out. Just a message, and a straight answer.

[ Messenger link — needs the Facebook page handle ]
[ Viber link — needs the business number ]

Or write instead

Four boxes. It opens your own email app with the message ready to go — nothing is stored on this page.

Or write to yabsssai@proton.me directly.

Your inbox and admin, handled

It reads your email, writes the dull replies, and stops your files turning into a pile.

Who it’s for
[ who this one is for ]
What you get
An assistant sitting on your inbox, your files and your calendar. It drafts the replies you would have written anyway, files what comes in, and tells you what is slipping. You and one of your staff get taught to drive it, sitting down, in person.
Price
Quoted per business

How it goes

  1. 01

    You show us a normal week of your inbox — what you answer yourself, what you forward, what you ignore.

  2. 02

    We set it up against your own past replies, so it writes the way you already write.

  3. 03

    You read everything it drafts at first. Nothing sends on its own until you say it can.

  4. 04

    After that it handles the ordinary ones and brings you the rest.

Every DM and comment, answered

Somebody finally replies to the person asking your price at eleven at night.

It can answer on its own, or wait for your nod. Your call, and you can change it.

Who it’s for
[ who this one is for ]
What you get
Replies on Facebook, Instagram, X and LinkedIn, written the way you would write them. Take one platform or take all four.
Price
Quoted per business

How it goes

  1. 01

    You tell us which pages and inboxes, and what you never want said on your behalf.

  2. 02

    We teach it your prices, your hours and your usual answers — from what you have already replied, not from a form.

  3. 03

    You watch the first batch before any of it goes out.

  4. 04

    It answers the ordinary questions. Anything strange, or anything about money you have not set, it hands to you.

Posts, images and video, on schedule

Your page stops going quiet for three weeks at a stretch.

Who it’s for
[ who this one is for ]
What you get
A week of posts made and queued in your look and your voice. You see the week before it goes out, and nothing posts that you have not looked at.
Price
Quoted per business

How it goes

  1. 01

    You hand over your logo, your colours, and a handful of posts you were happy with.

  2. 02

    You get the first week as a draft — all of it — before anything is scheduled.

  3. 03

    You cut what you do not like. What you cut is what it learns from.

  4. 04

    From then on the week arrives for approval and goes out on time.

Cold email that keeps following up

The follow-ups you always meant to send, sent.

Who it’s for
[ who this one is for ]
What you get
You get a sequence that keeps going until somebody answers, with the sending set up properly so the mail lands in an inbox instead of a spam folder. Replies come straight to you, not to us.
Price
Quoted per business

How it goes

  1. 01

    You tell us who you want to reach, and what you would say to them.

  2. 02

    It gets written, and the sending gets set up properly, so the mail arrives instead of bouncing.

  3. 03

    You approve the wording before a single one goes out.

  4. 04

    It sends, it follows up, and a reply lands in your inbox like any other email.

Lead lists, built to order

A list of people who would actually buy from you, with their names on it.

Who it’s for
[ who this one is for ]
What you get
Topped up as a running list you can work through, or handed over once as a single file if that is all you need.
Price
Quoted per business

How it goes

  1. 01

    You describe your best customer — the one you wish you had ten more of.

  2. 02

    The first list comes back to you to mark up, in whatever you already open lists in.

  3. 03

    You tell us which ones were right and which were nowhere near.

  4. 04

    The next list is narrower, and the one after that narrower again.

A site that loads fast and sells

The page people land on when they finally get round to looking you up.

Who it’s for
[ who this one is for ]
What you get
Built to open fast on a phone on mobile data, and to turn somebody reading into somebody messaging you. Changes afterwards are part of it — nobody hands you a file and walks off.
Price
Quoted per business

How it goes

  1. 01

    You say what you actually sell, and who keeps asking about it.

  2. 02

    You see the whole thing before it is live, and say what is wrong with it.

  3. 03

    It goes up, and enquiries arrive wherever you already read your messages.

  4. 04

    Changes are part of it. You message us; you do not file a ticket.

All four growth services, wired together

Chat, posts, outreach and lead lists — all of them aware of each other.

You approve. We handle the rest.

Who it’s for
[ who this one is for ]
What you get
The four bought together and actually joined up, rather than four tools that each know nothing about the other three. One job, one quote, one person to ask.
What’s in it
  • Every DM and comment, answered
  • Posts, images and video, on schedule
  • Cold email that keeps following up
  • Lead lists, built to order
Price
Quoted per business

How it goes

  1. 01

    You pick whichever one is hurting most, so something is working early.

  2. 02

    The others come on one at a time. You are never looking at four new things at once.

  3. 03

    What one learns the others get — a question in your DMs becomes a post, a reply becomes a lead.

  4. 04

    You get one place to see what all four did this week.

A workflow built for your job

For the thing only your trade does, that nothing above covers.

Who it’s for
[ who this one is for ]
What you get
Something built around how your business specifically works — reading your own files, plugged into whatever you already use, doing the one job you keep doing by hand.
Price
Quoted per business

How it goes

  1. 01

    You walk us through the job you are sick of doing by hand.

  2. 02

    You get an honest answer about whether it is worth automating. Sometimes it is not, and you will be told so.

  3. 03

    If it is, you see it working on your own real examples before you commit to anything.

  4. 04

    It runs, and it asks you whenever it is not sure.